4 Geeky Books for a Buck at Marden's Overstock and Salvage

So during another browse at Mardens, a chain of overstock and salvage stores here in Maine, I stumbled across a deal on books. There was a massive clearance going on, and they were selling books for four for a dollar. In the past they've done thinks like selling books by weight, selling books 10 for 10, buy one get one free, etc. But this was pretty much the best deal I've seen there in a while. 

Of course that meant the majority of the books for sale were nothing I was interested in. But I could smell a blog post here people, and with that in mind, I set out to find those four magic books for that one magic dollar that I could write about here. 

Here is the pile of four books I paid four quarters for:

First up, this one is sort of a cheat... I guess? But I posit that this thing counts as a book. It is in fact, a shrink-wrapped folder full of character sheets to be used in the Star Wars Role-playing game. For the record... I do not own the Star Wars Role-playing game. Nor were there any other books or supplemental materials on sale at Mardens to support my purchase of these character sheets. But when it comes down to desperation in wanting to put together a quartet of cheap books that seem even mildly "geeky" and the fact that I was basically paying yard sale prices for these things... it went a long way towards motivating me to take them home. Besides, this was my last-ditch pick and it was down to this or a book about desk lamps. I'm not kidding. There was a book featuring desk lamps as objets d'art.

And I just can't.

Here's a look at the back of the package. I like the art styles employed here. 

And here's an example sheet filled out on the inside cover. "Sia-Len Wezz" a Jedi guardian. I wish I had more to say about these things honestly... other than I LOVE role-playing paraphernalia, and that I used to have a bunch of source books for the old 80's-90's version of the Star Wars Role-playing gamefrom West End (especially the Galaxy Guide to Bounty Hunters...) that I wish I hadn't given away. 

I am much more excited about the next purchase. Toy Confidential: The Secret Life of Snarky Toys by Aled Lewis is a fun book, but definitely not one I would have ever paid full cover price for. Odds are good I would have passed this up at Goodwill for a dollar as well. 25 cents is well within my comfort zone for almost anything apparently.

A lot of the humor kind of leaves a bit to be desired. The majority of the images and gags are presented like the interior of a birthday card. The ones I have collected and pictured here genuinely made me laugh however. Like the meeting of two Wolverines, and this guy feeling his little horse.

An American Werewolf in Levis isn't maybe the funniest thing ever, but it got me. And this pony coming out to his parents is adorable.

Star Trek phaser humor never disappoints, and my probably-second-favorite joke in the entire book is the Jurassic park "Clever girl" reference.

But this one takes the number one spot. Just absolutely my favorite. It is both sad and hilarious and colorful but drab at the same time. It sums up life perfectly for me (some days).

I'm not saving the best for last for some reason. I'm going ahead and revealing my absolute favorite pick second-to-last. And that is this: Nerd Haiku by Robb Pearlman. Finding this and the Toy book above was what bolstered me into thinking I could complete my mission of finding four appropriately geeky books for a dollar. I gave this just a cursory glance at first, as I am not a huge fan of novelty haiku... but this thing is awesome. Let's look at some nerd haiku excerpts.

This one made me think of you, Jason Roberts.

Now, I look at this haiku and I wonder if it is meant, as it might at first seem, as an insult to the Go-Bots, as a "knock-off" brand of Transformers. But with a little research you will find that both Hydrox cookies and Go-Bots suffer from the same affliction: They came out FIRST (at least in the U.S.) and were surpassed in popularity by other brands... and then assumed to be knock-offs of those brands. Hydrox came out before Oreos and Go-Bots came out before Transformers (by a good 5 months).

Please. Post comments below.

This is a common confession among the geeks in the circles I travel. No shame guys... but let's work to correct this, mmm-kay?

Swap out "roommate" for "lover" and you've just painted a picture of my entire life story in three short lines.

This page obviously had a theme that I really got behind.

As did this one. I can't recommend this great little book enough! This is the one book I felt was really a steal, and that I would probably have paid more for outside of this situation. Check it out!

I'm not going to talk this one to death, as there's not a ton to say about it... but this book is pretty great. This was my scond-to-last find when selecting my geeky quartet. It is As Seen On TV by Lou Harry and Sam Stail. It's basically a museum-in-a-book of all those great infomercials both classic and recent.

Thighmaster and "Hair In a Can" make appearances (also if you look closely at the cover shot above you can see the Flowbee! Vacuum haircuts for everyone!).

Also in attendance are Girls Gone Wild and The Clapper. I didn't take a picture of it, but Susan Powter and a bunch of the other usual suspects make appearances as well. This book is a reads like a who's-who of the Illuminati for sure.

Chia Pets! Life Alerts! They're all here folks!

Like I said before, I'm not talking this one to death because frankly, I don't feel like I have to. This thing reads like a highschool yearbook for TV advertisements. It's a study in trash history and I looove it.

So THAT is the quartet of geeky books that my dollar bought me at Mardens! That's all I have for tonight folks, but I'll be back soon with some Geeky Goodwill Goodies! Until that time, Happy Hunting!

Halloween Countdown Day 11: Discovering David Wong!

I've been waiting SO LONG to do this post... but I just KNEW I wanted to do it for Halloween, so I saved it and saved it forever. 

Once in awhile, I come across a book that really hits me in the gut and captures my imagination in a way that no other book or books have before it. Thing is, I have a BUNCH of these. And so I have a special shelf that I keep those books on. It goes beyond just being "favorite" books. These are books that change the way I think about books. They challenge the way I think books can be written. They often open up worlds that I want to crawl into and live within.

Ever once in awhile I find these books at Goodwill. And those are some of my most epic finds. A while back, just before October hit, I featured a bunch of Sci-Fi books I had picked up from Goodwill. Well, originally I had planned to include the two following books. But then I decided to save them for Halloween. I bought both of these at Goodwill, about a week apart, for 1.99 each. 

The first one is John Dies at the End by "David Wong", a pseudonym for Jason Pargin, one of the editors over at the Cracked web-site. It starts out feeling like a horror novel, but for all the wrong reasons. As the book progresses along you realize all the traditional horror trappings have been a sort of weird smoke and mirrors game and... that's the most horrifying part. The horror doesn't really matter, because the things that want to keep you horrified are so much more horrifying in their reach and scope that nothing will ever horrify you again. Does that make sense?

The story stars David and John, a pair of amateur paranormal investigators who didn't really choose that role for themselves... but they ended up sort of slacking their way into it. The story isn't completely linear, which I really liked. It's a sort of catching-up game where you have to kind of keep re-evaluating where you are in the plot. This makes things interesting. And the villains of the story exist within layers within layers within layers and have proxies serving henchmen serving other forces that sometimes seem like allies, but aren't, and vice versa. The meat monster is a distraction. The Jamaican is a distraction. The flying attack-mustache is another distraction. Even the giant world devouring beast is just another distraction. The real evil stays in the shadows all along. Does that make sense? 

I'm struggling to come up with a good metaphor...

And through it all, what truly makes the book interesting is the voice of David Wong, as he processes the events, and serves as the most untrustworthy and frustratingly oblique (and at other times disarmingly direct) narrator in the history of fiction. There are whole portions of the story where David freely admits he is covering up certain facts... but you wonder if he's just telling you this to cover up the fact that he's really telling you the truth (in the story... I assume this is not a true tale... but part of me wishes it was, and THAT is what's so extraordinary about this book).

Throughout it all, John Dies at the End has a creepy sense of weight to it that is shot through like swiss cheese by its ever-present sense of FUN. It is a fun book. There's a lot of horrible and disgusting stuff that happens in this book... but they make it fun! Overall, it's the kind of book that I want to curl up with again in the future, just to discover what I might have missed on the first reading. 

I watched the movie first, before reading the book, and having experienced both now, I will never watch the movie again. It is a hollow shell compared to the depths and weight the book has in comparison. The movie has completely informed my imagination as to what the characters look like... but that's it.

So after I finished the first book, I went back to Goodwill and found the sequel sitting in almost exactly the same spot. I am not lying about this. It was weird. Creepy almost. I suspect it had been sitting there the entire time, and I bought the first book not even knowing there was a sequel, and therefore not recognizing it sitting right there with the first one. And no one bought it for the entire time I was reading the first book... or something. I swear to you all I am not making this up. 

It followed me home!!! Zoinks!

So This Book is Full of Spiders is the sequel to John Dies at the End. And I have to say, a TON of people told me I was going to like this one better than the first... and I just did not. Now, I must be clear. I did not dislike this book in the least. BUT, the book is much more heavy-handed with the horror aspects and much less on the same flavor of humor as the first book. And the non-linear story-telling that worked so well for the first one is completely gone as well. That makes sense for the story in general, but it was missed. This one feels way more heavy and dire and is a little bit more depressing in parts than the first one as well. BUT it has so much awesome to it as well! This one deals with the same dark forces as the first, but they have a whole new set of henchmen and a whole new plan that is sooo much more... MORE than the first one. Let's just say... the first phase DOES involve spiders... but it moves swiftly on from that to a whole lot of other atrocious things. 

Anyway... these two books together made it onto the shelf where I keep the books that change the way I think about books. They're damn good. And they are guaranteed to make your skin crawl for a variety of reasons. Trust me. Check them out. These are not your grandpa's horror novels. Aaand... they're not for everyone buuuut... they are for ME.

All right kiddos! That's it for tonight! I'll be back with more Gross Goodwill Goodies soon enough! Until then, Happy Haunting!

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Geektastic Goodwill Literature

So I'm still currently reading Cherie Priest's "Boneshaker" which is pretty addictive now that I'm into the thick of the story. But I'm always thinking ahead to the next book. As you all may or may not know, I buy a lot of books from Goodwill. Every trip I make into Goodwill, regardless of whatever else I may discover, no matter what else I may bring home with me... there are always books. 

So I thought I would start focusing a bit on books I've found at Goodwill that Geeks should read. These are the classics that if you want to consider yourself a card-carrying member of the Geekist society... you may want to be familiar with at least the Cliff's Notes. 

Up first are two volumes in Michael Moorcock's Elric Saga. There are something like 17 books or so in the entire collection of Elric books by Moorcock, and these two volumes collect the first 6. Elric of Melnibone, The Sailor on the Seas of Fate, and The Weird of the White Wolf are all together in Part 1. The Sleeping Sorceress, The Bane of the Black Sword, and Stormbringer are the books collected in Part 2. 

I have in fact actually read the first of these two collections, and I genuinely enjoyed the books therein. This is my first exposure to Moorcock's novels, though I understand he has a body of work that is incredibly deep and complex, weaving his various stories together (even those not involving Elric) into a tapestry about his Eternal Warrior concept. 

But leaving all that behind for a moment, I just want to talk about my experience reading these first three Elric novels, with no strings attached, and no previous knowledge to fall back on. 

My first observation is this: Michale Moorcock, in these first three novels has such a deep understanding of his character that he sometimes has a hard time getting that across to the reader. We know what sets Elric apart from the common people of the world he inhabits, but understanding his motivations and empathizing with him is sometimes hard. But for all of that, Elric is truly a great character, and the reader enjoys reading about his exploits, and has no trouble rooting for him, even when his moral compass takes a few dips into gray area.

My second is this: It is OBVIOUS how much of an influence Moorcock's writing had on Role-playing games like TSR's original Dungeons and Dragons supplements. People point at Tolkein and Howard a lot when they site the influences of D&D... but Moorcock's Elric with his magic use, and environments, and intelligent magical weapons, and plane-hopping, and several other elements... is just so completely a catalyst for role-playing as we know it. And I love that about it. It almost deepens the experience for me in a pilgrim-visiting-the-holy-land sort of way. You can very clearly see the bloodline of outsider D&D heroes like Drizz't Do Urden tracing directly back to Elric of Melnibone. 

If you love Pulp Fantasy, you will love Michael Moorckock's Elric novels. I am already dying to get my hands on the next couple of volumes in this collection, and I haven't even started the second one yet! I paid 2.99 for each of these books. 

Next we have Richard Bach's Illusions "The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah". This book is one that blew my mind and broadened my word view, and made me realize that the concept of "religion" vs. "faith" is a tricky, tricky thing. 

Illusions is almost all about belief and perception, and how our faith should not be in just some higher power... but in our own personal reality and our own personal effect on it... to the point where that can be a religion unto itself. The funny thing about this book is it reads very much like a modern tale of fantasy, with a couple of small-time pilots who drift from town to town meeting and having a very-similar-to-magic sort of effect on each other. There's nothing preachy or pushy about it. It's simply stated and well characterized, and makes you think without forcing you to think one simple thought. 

If the name Richard Bach sound familiar, it may be because you've read his other slightly more famous book, Jonothan Livingston Seagull. And the weird thing about it is... it's the same story. Except one is more openly metaphysical and about sea-gulls, where the other is about a couple of barn stormers. 

Our narrator "Richard" meets reluctant messiah David Shimota, who he enters into a sort of student/teacher relationship with. He finds out why David is a reluctant messiah, and why he's become jaded with his duties. They help each other grow past some issues, and David ends up following a pretty typical path expected of a messiah who challenges the world to think past its fears and innate need for personal limitations. 

I actually read this book back in high school, and have read it 2 or 3 times again since then. It never feels old or irrelevant to my experiences. I found the copy I currently own at Goodwill in hardcover for 1.99. 

I'll be back real soon with more Goodwill Goodies! Until then, dear readers, Happy Hunting!

Payday Friday!

So Payday Friday is my official day to visit Goodwill. As I've explained before, I sometimes make quick stops here or there for a couple quick items that grab my eye, or sometimes we make a special trip out to one of the bigger stores on the weekends as a family, but Payday Friday is the day I comb the Ellsworth store, top to bottom, inside and out to find the geeky stuff that makes me go "Mmm."

So what did I bring home today? Not a lot honestly. I found six items to buy, and three of them are right here: 

See the rest after the jump!