So... tonight's item is not my favorite... but it looks weird... and if you didn't know what it was it would look pretty terrifying.
Actually, keeping that in mind... I'm not going to tell you what it is.
Guess.
Guess in the comments.
If you already know what it is for sure, then go ahead and say it... And honestly, this is probably not even that hard of a guessing game... but you'll score more points for more creative answers.
What am I counting points for?
No idea.
But the most outlandish answer is the winner. Will it be you?
