Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Halloween Countdown Day 1: Goodwill Finds!

October first is finally here!!! And with it, the Countdown to Halloween!!! So welcome dear readers, to the time of year I adore the most. Below I have a handful of Halloween goodies I brought home from Goodwill (along with some decidedly UN-Halloween-y things... but they're all at the end) recently! 


My wife does not often join me in Goodwill. She finds my obsession with other people's secondhand stuff less charming than most of my blog readers. But on the occasions when she does join me, she often finds some really fun stuff! On a recent trip with the entire family in attendance, my wife picked up this rustic little piece of Halloween heaven. This now hangs next to our front door out on the porch. 


During the same trip I found this groovy version of everyone's favorite murderoue pastime: CLUE!!! As one of my favorite 80's movies, and one of maybe two distinct boardgames dealing with murder in an old mansion, CLUE is one of my favorites. It's one I actually enjoy playing from time to time as well. 


Love this burnt orange background for the boardgame, and the illustrations for each of the rooms.


I was VERY disappointed to find that the lead pipe was replaced with a penny in this edition. But even MORE disappointed to find that the character cards did NOT look like the pictures on the box: 


Which honestly leads me to wonder if these are the cards that even go with this game. a quick google search reveals that they are indeed NOT the cards originally included in this game... but look how cute those little potential murderers all look up there, lined up in a row! I actually would have framed the set of cards had they been this charming. Oh well. I still love the box. 


This grisly fellow is meant to be a 12" reproduction of the Frankenstein's monster from the 2004 Van Helsing film... which I did not like. But when I found this toy for .99 cents... I fell in love. He looks downright gruesome! I like his arm, the mechanism driven into his chest (it still lights up sporadically) and his huge metal boots. I even like his exposed brain (which I assume is missing whatever was used to cover it up originally). I will promptly scrub any prior knowledge from my mind of the film, and display this guy with a bunch of my other monster toys. 


Next up is this trio of Halloween-themed books. First up we have Beverly Cleary's Ramona and her Father which I may have referenced in the past as a series of books I've been trying to track down for my wife. Halloween actually plays a prominent role in this book, for a few chapters at least, as you can see on the cover. Then we have Halloween Fun: 101 Ways to Have a Safe and Fun Halloween which is not as snooze-inducing as it sounds. It's a pretty fun little craft book for someone with two little boys. There are lots of fun ideas for creepy little crafts and games to play to ring in the Halloween Season. Finally we have Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm and the Wicked Witch which is something I picked out for a friend, as I am not the hugest Flintsones fan myself. 


Here we start drifting further out from the Halloween theme. But I still can't wait to talk about my newest obsession: Collecting audio cassettes! I'm mainly focusing on movie soundtracks right now, but I'm also snapping up some other stuff too. I definitely blame the Awesome Mix from Guardians of the Galaxy for getting me back into cassettes. I've never really understood the impetus for collecting VHS tapes or even vinyl records for that matter... but suddenly I have these tangible objects that bring me back to some of my happiest memories in high school.


Of course High School included arguably some of the happiest and unhappiest days of my life, but most of the happiest days involved music and boy howdy I loved making mix-tapes back then. As someone who lived in a gutted out liquor store as a teenager, and slept on a dilapidated loveseat in a closet with a floor that flooded and froze over every winter (I laugh at you Harry Potter)... the pure gold that was a blank cassette tape that I could then fill up with songs and was magical.


I would make mix tapes for my closest friends as they were pretty much the only gifts I could afford to give back then. My Aunt who spoiled me with action figures as a kid began spoiling me with cassette tapes and a decent tape-to-tape recorder. I also had friends who had CD-to-tape recording capabilities, so I would scab their music all the time. ANYWAY. I'm collecting audio cassettes now.


I discovered the book Castle Perilous easily fifteen or more years ago. It is one of my all time favorite comfort-food books. It takes place in an interdimensional castle that plucks people and creatures and other... things from all over the multiverse. Sometimes folks wander the halls and end up on jungle planets or being chased by angry french swordsmen. It's facets are endless, and the Guests are outrageous. After I discovered the first book in the series and fell in love, I discovered more in the series. Up until a few years ago I had despaired at ever finding these two particular books right here: the 2nd and 4th books in the series. Castle for Rent and Castle War! I highly recommend the series to anyone who likes books like Neil Gaiman's Neverwhere where absurdities rule and literally anything can happen.


A bevy of young-reader Choose Your Own Adventure books! These are all semi-Halloween appropriate, including Pirates, lake monsters, and genies.


They also apparently put out a Choose Your Own Adventure series involving the Star Wars books. How that works I'm not entirely sure. Maybe Darth Vader doesn't die in one of the endings? Maybe he tells Luke "Psyche! I ain't the baby daddy!" I don't know. But I aim to find out.


In a genuinely tragic turn, I found this Mr. Ed the Talking Horse Little Golden book that had the cover completely demolished. I still picked it up. Because MR. ED HAS A LITTLE GOLDEN BOOK!!! 


I used to watch the S#!T out of Mr. Ed on Nick at Nite back in the day. Crazy. And now I own the book. 



And finally, in what could be described the CREEPIEST of the Halloween-iest items in this post... is a disturbing time capsule detailing the life of people who lived before smart-phones. Look at all of the abominable mechanical devices they needed to listen to music, watch shows, take pictures, and write stuff!!! Eegads that's horrific (just let me have this okay?)!!!



So that's it for tonight kiddies! I'll be back tomorrow with more Ghastly Goodwill Goodies!!! Until then, Happy Haunting! 

15 comments:

  1. You know, I never thought I'd yearn to have my old cassette tapes back, but damn if I don't want them these days. Especially all the cassingles where I cut up the slipcase so that it would fit as the liner in a blank tape case to make them more "official"! Sigh...

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    1. I did that too! I would also obsess over mix-tapes I made, giving them the perfect title ("Square Pegs" and "Booming Vibrations" are a couple that I remember). I also collected a LOT of artwork collector's cards from various artists back then (when they would make trading cards out of ANYTHING) that I would then tuck into the front cover as case art. I put so much EFFORT into that whole process... and yet my grades were suffering because I just wasn't trying.

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  2. This is an incredible haul! Such a collection of awesome stuff. Despite also despising the movie, that figure from Van Helsing is actually pretty cool.

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    1. Yeah, I'm choosing to have a selective memory about the whole thing. I am treating this figure as an "unknown" interpretive version of the character.

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  3. Darn...I want my cassettes back too! My mother stole mine when I moved to Mexico.

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  4. I like that Frankie you found. He a neat piece of classic horror. Shall not pass him if I saw him.

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    1. I also did not! Pass him by I mean. But I guess you know that already.

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  5. * I'm digging the retro aesthetic of the Murder's Row as well. Almost looks like something out of Schoolhouse Rock. Kind of reminds me of the board I used to play with as a kid, which I think might still be in the basement. Clue has been around since 1949, makes me wonder how old some of these versions are.

    * Thats a pretty detailed figure for such a lackluster movie. Yeah, I didn't like Van Helsing either. How can a movie that is pretty much "James Bond goes to Transylvania" do so much wrong?

    * I dig the look of this Romana cover. Is there a reference to the cover artist anywhere?

    * This Batman tape looks packed with all those pictures! (Which would have been a gold mine back in the day) If we ever do that Top 5 Geeky Songs episode I assure you the KISS version of "God Gave Rock and Roll to You" from "Bogus Journey" will be near the top.

    * I shudder to think what antics await in Jabba's dungeons in a choose your own adventure book.

    * Wilbur was played by Alan Young, who you might know better as the voice of Scrooge McDuck in Duck Tales. He was born in 1919, and much to my surprise he is still alive and still acting to this day!

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    1. Joanne Scribner dia a lot of the Ramona books cover-art. There's an awesome article by Tony DiTerlizzi on his blog about her: http://diterlizzi.com/home/the-style-of-scribner/

      And I am shocked to learn that Wilbur is Scrooge! But thinking back, I can totally hear it!

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  6. Lovin that retro Clue set, even with the wrong cards but yeah it does kinda throw off the vibe a little.

    Mixtapes, oh god. These kids today will never know the agony of trying to find the right length of song so as to use up as much space on one side as possible.

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    1. I used to have a select handful of "short songs" just to fill up dead space at the end of mixtapes. So I always had the same 5-6 songs that ended almost every tape, JUST so there would be music on there instead of empty space.

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    2. Van Halen's Eruption ended one side of many a tape I created

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  7. Love this post. You know how when you read a post and in your head you are making little post-its of things to remember about someone? This post was good for that ;)
    Framing the character cards was a brilliant idea! I may steal it.

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    1. I've probably got quite the motley collection of post-its in your head by this point I would imagine... Sorry about that.

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